HILARITY...err...HILARITE'

I can't believe I forgot to mention the best text ever (yes, I still text WAY too much here. Surprise, surprise) that I got from Martin. So he texts me in English and I text him in French, not really sure why. Often this leads to texts from him that make sense but with awkward/awesome connotations.

This was Friday 18 Sept, when it was raining like woah.
Martin: "ok for happy?brigand"
Moi: "Je vraiment veux aller. Quand il pleut un peu moins, j'irai!" (translation: I really want to go. When it's raining a little less, I will go!"
Martin: "Call me when you want to 'start me up'"

Er.....